I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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