I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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