Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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