There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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