i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize