its not stalking. its research.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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