Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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