Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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