He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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