Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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