In the future we'll all be gay
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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