Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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