she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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