we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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