I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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