So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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