doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
