***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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