It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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