she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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