yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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