Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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