You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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