Her vagina should come with caution tape.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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