Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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