is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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