how can u be prego again
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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