so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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