It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
