Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know her cup size but not her name....
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