I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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