the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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