You made me cry and you don't even care
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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