she was so not down for the gang bang
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We just shotgunned beers for America
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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