honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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