If i come over, it means nothing
wanna go halves on a baby?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
im on a boat
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