drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
