I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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