I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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