I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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