he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
