plz talk dirty to me
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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