How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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