Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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