Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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