next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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