well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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