I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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