dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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