I looked at my own cervix.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Every concussion has its silver lining
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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